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05/14/62
5’8″
165
red
hazel
myopic
left
freckled
innie
M
40
32
30
9D
boxer briefs
mostly meatless
italian roast
straight up with a twist
advertising copywriter
member since 1984
nocturnal
sprinter
halogen
urban
radical
tidy
non-representational
alternative
independent
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